Twinkies are pretty awesome, but getting DRUNK off Twinkies just sets a new standard in my opinion. These Spiced Rum & Cream Filled Twinkies will set the Holiday right, getting you mentally prepared to hang out with people you may hate.nnThis video was extremely difficult to write, I’m not a Poet and I’m not a baker. I’d like to give a huge thanks to Julia’s Family for helping make this happen.

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130 Calories Per Twinkie
Prep: 10 min Bake: 12-15 min
2 Yellow Cake Mix Packets
2 Cups Water
1 Cup Oil
8 Eggs

Run & Cream Ingredients:
1 Cup Milk
1 Cup Spiced Rum
2 Packets Dream Whip
Poem / Directions:
Twas a recipe for Twinkies and before we get started
Those bastards from hostess took these treats off the market
So lets make these at home and I’m sure they’ll be YUM!
Let’s get wasted off Twinkies cus we added RUM!

Whisk 8 egg whites, for at least 5 minutes
If you don’t have a mixer then tell the lady to mix it
Now that it’s light and fluffy and sealed with a kiss
We can move to step two and step two goes like this

Add 2 cups of water and 1 cup of oil
Toss in your cake mix and pop grandmas boil
Now mix and mix until well combined
Add 8 egg yolks with some shimmer and shine

Grease up these trays and fill them with cake stuff
What if you don’t have these?
I guess you could use aluminum foil if you’re crafty enough

Then bake for 12 minutes at 350 F
But if they aren’t yet quite brown, don’t take them out yet
Ahhh yes, they are done, so moist and so light
Now lets add some booze so our Twinkies have bite

Add a 1/2 Cup milk and some rum just a pinch
Or add a sh*t tone of booze and be that drunk relative everybody makes fun of at a party
Lastly this Dream Whip powder packet and mix
It’s just like Cool Whip, but cheaper and less quick

Now stab our cake treats in three places like so
Squeeze in our cream, squeeze it until it can show
Repeat several times until we come to an end
But put toothpaste in one, just to screw with a friend

And our Twinkies are done, made with holiday cheer
The cheer comes from drinking our wine, rum and beer
But the video is ending please hold back that tear
Hellthy Junk Food to all and a Happy New Year!

Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size Twinkie
Calories 130
Total Fat 4g
Saturated 2g
Trans 0g
Cholesterol 10mg
Sodium 140mg
Total Carbs 22g
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars 14g
Protein 1g

Disclaimer: Nutrition Facts are estimated through MyFitnessPal and should act as a general guideline. It does not represent any actual facts.

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