Believe it or not, it’s easier to make giant versions of things rather than make a dozen normal sized things because they’re less things you gotta do, so don’t be too impressed by the size of this thing, because this is a simple recipe for making normal candy canes, we just decided to mush one big candy cane together and call it a day.

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Giant Candy Cane
3,825 Calories Per Giant Candy Cane

Prep: 10 minutes
Boil till 300°F
• Red Oven Mitts:
• Candy Thermometer:
• Silicone Matts:

• 3 Cups White Granulated Sugar
• 1-1/4 cups light corn syrup
• 1/2 Cup Water
• 2 Tsp Mint Extract
• 10 Drops Red Food Dye

Twas a recipe for candy canes… I’m not sure why we did this
we still have candy canes we never ate from last christmas

but we’re doing it anyway with a hellthyjunkfood style
It’s be really cool if you guys can help this video go viral

In a pan on high heat add some sugar and glucose
then add in your water, but don’t get too close

cus it gets really hot when it boils in the pan
The last thing you want is third degree burns on your hand.

Now we wait till this thing says 300 degrees
it’s been like 10 minutes… it’s not 300 degrees
it’s been like an hour it’s not 300 degrees
Ummmm… I don’t think this thermometer works…

Now add in your flavoring, I prefer bacon fat
Then pour half of this mixture on a silicone mat
Julia had trouble with what half looked like
so we have one giant red and a small little white

With the other half of our mixture, add red dye and stir
And place in the oven so it doesn’t get

Now stretch out your white and roll it into a log
Do the same for your red like a candy hot dog
Snip in the middle and stack end to end
and twist this long log with the help of a friend

Now bend the one end like a hook, “wow that’s genius”
We didn’t mean for that end to resemble a penis
JP that’s gross, you’re the only who sees this
I don’t care Julia… cus I’m still gonna eat this

and that’s how you sorta make candy canes
we hope you had fun
and now we’re gonna eat this thing after the poems is done
So stick around after, grab some wine, rum & beer
HelthyJunkFood to all and a happy new year!

Serving Size 1 Giant Candy Cane
Calories 3,825
Total Fat 0g
Saturated 0g
Trans 0g
Cholesterol 0mg
Sodium 300mg
Total Carbs 1,000g
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars 800g
Protein 0g

Disclaimer: Nutrition Facts are estimated through MyFitnessPal and should act as a general guideline. It does not represent any actual facts.

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